Where to stream ‘Goncharov’, Martin Scorsese’s ‘Lost’ masterpiece?

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Goncharov The best movie you’ve never seen. Billed as “The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made”, this 1973 gangster epic produced by Martin Scorsese stars Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Sybil Shepherd, and was directed by Matteo JWHJ0715. wait who? Also: It’s not real.

Over the past few days, the clever and creative oddballs who still use Tumblr to crowd-source have created A fictional lost Scorsese film, beneath its tales troubled production and release, visual dissection, thematic discussion, Letterboxd reviewOne realistic looking posterAnd fan Art, and it’s all based on Weird, random copy of Tumblr User found on label on a pair of knockoff boots. because it is.

what is Goncharov about?

in an alternate universe where Goncharov exist, it is widely regarded as one of the greatest films ever made, but even there, it was never officially released, and is thus the winner of all Academy, Palme d’Or, and Nobel Prizes. It was ineligible for what it clearly deserved. (maybe it won top marks Lisenberg Film Festival, between thisThere are memorable characters ofOncharov, a Russian gangster arriving in Naples; his beautiful and ambitious wife Katya; and violent psychopath/hitman Ice Pick Joe, whose obsession with killing with an icepick is apparently a psychological projection of the inexplicable trauma he suffered during his childhood in a Belarusian orphanage.

my favorite Goncharov Development: Aafter an eagle-eyed tumbler-er featured a pre-fame Lynda Carter in an additional role as “Dancer #2”. GoncharovThe Real produced by linda carter photos of Myself and Henry Winkler attend the premiere of the film at Grauman’s in 1973Chinese Theatre. This meme is Wonder Woman approved!

Where Can You Stream ‘Goncharov’?

you can’t stream Goncharov Anywhere because it sadly doesn’t exist, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be your favorite movie. if you dig deeper into the movie Vidya on Tumblr And Take out the ones you think are stupid (Ice Pick who’s actually an alien? Seriously?), you can create the homo ’70s gangster movie of your dreams. But be aware: accounts of on-set interactions The feud between Cybill Shepherd and Scorsese is problematic as hell by today’s standards. Even anything-goes’The 70s, Scorsese is needed to do a pa Following the cowboy around the set in an ancient wheelchair was batshit, method-acting or not.

Why should you even care about this crap?

you should care Goncharov Because it’s a living, organic satire of film-criticism, and proof that the “funny” internet of elaborate memes created by real people not trying to sell you anything or a disgusting push The agenda still exists. The real Internet has always been right under your nose, on Tumblr.

Twitter was always shitty, and now that it’s rapidly sliding down an even more awful gutter into right-wing influencer and bot-farm hell, I’m taking a second look at Tumblr. I might as well try to dig up my old Password and join the online party. Also, it allows nudity again As weird as it sounds, I’m here to say it: Tumblr is the wave of the future.

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